The Nerdcore 2009 calendar depicts foxy, foxy broads dressed up in Sci Fi costumes. Of course, I’m using “costumes” in the broad sense which allows for the girls to be totally naked. These girls were awesome. I asked one of them about an article of clothing she was wearing, she said she got it in Peru. I asked what she was doing in Peru, and she told me, “Mescaline. I did mescaline on top of Machu Picchu.” Hit the jump for the gallery.
Later, Bobbi Starr (who was simultaneously sweet enough to meet my mother and naughty enough to make my brothers blush), a classically trained musician, future medical doctor, and hardcore pornography star, was discussing with me how best to “*&$% the internet” over a basket of chicken wings. Here’s what she came up with:
These girls were so sweet, and nerdy, and totally effing hot. There’s hope for you, young one. Check ‘em out below, and buy the 2009 Nerdcore
Don’t they make a vibrator that plugs into your iPod (yes)? Well you could just hook that up to Pandora and stream music from the internet to it. That’s about as close as you can get to #$%&ing the internet I think.